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Saved my Marriage!Oct 25, 2009
By LOTR-LOVR<3
"LOTR-LOVR<3"
My wife and I were married at the dangerously young age of 47. I was afraid we had rushed into things, as we had only been dating for 16 years prior to the engagement, which only lasted 5 years. I was afraid that on our wedding night, when we were supposed to do the sexual intercourse, she would not find my physical demeanor to be an attractive one for her. I was right.
We were honeymooning at the Inner Harbor at Baltimore, Maryland when it came time for us to meet in lover's tumble. After we both cried, well I cried ;), for 3o minutes, I thought it was time, but she just wanted to watch the Lakers game. She asked me to leave for a few hours, and I decided to ponder the situation in the streets of the Inner Harbor.
While walking in a tiny harbor shop, I saw through my tear-soaked eyes a sign from above. It was the most beautiful crab hat man has ever conceived. I bought it immediately, and after I was sure enough time had past, I returned to find my love rummaging through the mini-fridge to drown her sorrows of the Lakers' loss.
She saw the hat, and I could tell my plan had worked. Sebastian the crab is her favorite Disney character. The problem was solved, and although she said I still need a lot of work, I can tell she really appreciated the crab hat, because she put it all the way over my face!!!!! :0
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